Problem Solvers Fender Flute

Love Jethro Tull?  Then you'll love the Problem Solvers Fender Flute.  Install it in your fork, and when your bike hits 33.3 km per hour, you'll automatically be whistling along to your favorite track from Thick as a Brick.  Which only has one track.  If you can manage to ride your bike backward at 33.3 km per hour, you'll be delighted by the sweet strains of Locomotive Breath emanating from your fork.*

In the off chance that you have a suspension corrected steel fork, and want to run fenders, but also oddly want the front fender line to look roughly like your rear wheel's fender line, you'll be delighted by this run on sentence, the crux of which is that this fender flute can likely help make your fender line more French and less central PA.  Side note, I love central PA, used to live there!  

The flute goes up inside your fork crown, where you bolt it in place at a roughly appropriate height, then use the dangly bit coming out of the bottom of the crown to mount your fender.  Comes with necessary bolts.  Ian Anderson approved.  Not really. 

*obviously none of this is true.