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Discord Gov't Issue Tubeless Tape

$18.00

This is the best tubeless tape out there. We tested Orange Seal, Stan’s, WTB, Spank, Velocity, Easton and some other ones I forgot about. Some are good but too expensive,...

Discord Anodized Valve Caps

$5.00

This just in: from the National Institute for Radness. Your bike will shred, send, huck, plane, stick it, bomb, carve, rail, rip, and shred 13.6% more if you put anodized...

Meiser Gauges

$15.00

Floor pumps have a dirty secret. They all have pressure gauges that are only sorta accurate when they’re in the middle of their pressure range. So if you have a...

Orange Seal Endurance Sealant

$17.00

There are a bunch of tubeless sealants on the market. The big one is Stan’s. I find Stan’s to be one of the worst sealants, especially at the act of...

Dynaplug Pill

$60.00

Woo-doggy! We love these over engineered tubeless tire plugs. Over engineered just cause they could have made it outta boring old plastic and generally cheapened the whole thing, but instead...

Replacement Valve Cores

$0.70

Tubeless tire tech is great. But sometimes the sealant can get in the valve core, dry up and leave a goo vaguely reminiscent of that gum stuck under everyone's desk...

Dynaplug Racer

$48.00

Dynaplug makes the Kobe beef of tubeless repair kits. If you want the best, this is it. Hand massaged by the finest California CNC mill. This is a good, minimal...

Park Tool Valve Core Remover

$12.00

Tubeless tires require the occasional sealant refill. Every 6 months or so, you have to add some Orange Seal to your tire, cause the liquid evaporates over time. Not a...

Discord Earthworm Tubeless Valves

$18.00

“The record collection or magazine or newspaper might reveal some clue to a social movement or trend or fashion or sensibility which defies their moronic stranglehold on consciousness. A burp...

Lezyne Short Chubby Pump

$50.00

Lezyne is a great company who names products in the most confounding way. They’re better than Shimano or Nitto, but that’s not saying much. What is a B112A? Is it...

Industry 9 Tubeless Valves

$22.00

If your bike is an exciting color, like grey, or black, or dark grey, you probably need these valves so you don’t get kicked outta the cool kids club. There’s...

Genuine Innovations Side Of Bacon

$9.00

A side of bacon is an essential part of a well rounded breakfast. Typically, bacon takes forever, especially when you stick it in the oven and get all ‘I want...

DynaPlug Refills

$11.00

So you've used a few or all of your plugs in your fancy DynaPlug Pill, Racer or MegaPill? Snag some more here!

Unior Scissors

$34.00

Unior originally made these scissors for craft nights with grandma, but they quickly realized the expanded potential after witnessing her using them to cut the finishing tape on her Pinarello...

Unior Awls

$8.00

Awl shucks. This is a nice awl. Not as fancy as the Park ones, but these Unior Awls are mo’ bettah, with bigger, more ergonomic handles, and no weird magnet...

Dyna Plug Mega Pill

$77.00

Woo-doggy! We love these over engineered tubeless tire plugs. Over engineered just cause they could have made it outta boring old plastic and generally cheapened the whole thing, but instead...