Paul Components Dropper Trigger 22.2

Tell us what kind of beer you like and we’ll tell you what color Paul Drooper Trigger you should get.

What Style:

1. Northwest IPA
2. Northeast IPA
3. Southern Swill
4. English IPA
5. Black IPA
6. Double IPA
7. Triple IPA
8. Quad IPA

What Temperature do you like your beer:

1. Cellar
2. Trunk of car on a hot ass day
3. Chilly Bin on the bottom of a canoe filled with melty ice
4. Top Tube of Bike Packing Bag 
5. In-law’s Basement fridge
6. Straight from the tap

What time is the best time to drink a beer?

1. Now
2. Later, but soonish
3. After 5
4. After Lunch
5. Breakfast
6. Now

Drinking Vessel?

1. Can
2. Bottle
3. Pint Glass
4. Solo Cup
5. Goal pocket of Fooseball Table at Guidos

Add your numbers up.  If you answer with numbers totaling between 1-4 you want a black drooper trigger. 

5-9:  Red

10-14:  Blue

14-20: Pink

20-25: Purple

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8:  Love it like I love drinking beer

6:  Ehh, S’ight

4: Love it like I love my inlaws

2:  WTF

0:  Pure Shyte

Paul dropper triggers work with any 22.2 (mountain diameter) handlebar.  They come in funny colors.  Made in California.  All rights reserved, all wrongs reversed.  Colors chosen via quiz should only be taken seriously if you’re an idiot.