Tell us what kind of beer you like and we’ll tell you what color Paul Drooper Trigger you should get.
- Northwest IPA
- Northeast IPA
- Southern Swill
- English IPA
- Black IPA
- Double IPA
- Triple IPA
- Quad IPA
What Temperature do you like your beer:
- Trunk of car on a hot ass day
- Chilly Bin on the bottom of a canoe filled with melty ice
- Top Tube of Bike Packing Bag
- In-law’s Basement fridge
- Straight from the tap
What time is the best time to drink a beer?
- Later, but soonish
- After 5
- After Lunch
- Pint Glass
- Solo Cup
- Goal pocket of Fooseball Table at Guidos
Add your numbers up. If you answer with numbers totaling between 1-4 you want a black drooper trigger.
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Paul dropper triggers work with any 22.2 (mountain diameter) handlebar. They come in funny colors. Made in California. All rights reserved, all wrongs reversed. Colors chosen via quiz should only be taken seriously if you’re an idiot.