Every thrift store is filled with racks of unfortunate blouses. Many of these blouses must resign themselves to a life of being occasionally touched, for a theme party or out of nostalgia, or sometimes even out of horror. How could someone wear such a thing, the toucher asks. The touch is always the same, fabric rubbed quickly between thumb and forefinger, almost always with the right hand. Sometimes it’s combined with a further look, what secrets does the front of the blouse contain? Sequins? A velour dog?
BTP sampled over 500 unfortunate blouses, and averaged their patterns using technology ‘borrowed’ from the Soviet Space Program, called Roscosmos. Really, that’s what it’s called.
The BTP Unfortunate Blouse Bar Tape sends a clear signal to other bar tapes. FG = 0.
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