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Tanglefoot Uncle Art's Shriner Party Pants Bar Wrap

$25.00

Specially formulated for ATB bikes that are trying to channel Uncle Art's Shiner Party Pantloons from 1983.  Poultney loves a parade, and Uncle Art was a regular feature on parade circuit with his tiny Shiner car made of a golf cart with a seriously modified VW beetle shell on top...

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Specially formulated for ATB bikes that are trying to channel Uncle Art's Shiner Party Pantloons from 1983. 

Poultney loves a parade, and Uncle Art was a regular feature on parade circuit with his tiny Shiner car made of a golf cart with a seriously modified VW beetle shell on top of it.  He'd cruise around in high water leisure pants, a stained tank top, rainbow suspenders and a fez.  

When Uncle Art was old and had alzheimers, he would steal a bike from the staff at the nursing home in Rutland and pedal back to East Poultney to be near his maple trees.  He'd stand in the swamp enveloped in the warm blanket of the night, waiting for someone to find him in the morning.  Then the next week he'd do it again.  Mind you, it's a 20+ mile pedal over dirt roads, hills and hollows to get from Rutland to East Poultney, and he was in his 90's, on an ill fitting bike, with only his ancient leisure pants to protect him.  There is nothing more ATB than that, dear reader.  

Very durable with some wild threads that pop out here and there, as befitting the Shiner Party Leisure Pantaloon vibe / program / mantra / scene.

1 roll does one pair of wide but not super wide bars.  Yes to Spank 52cm Flare bars with fizik gel.  Hard no to Walmer drop bars that have brake levers in two different townships.  Get two rolls for that nonsense.