King Cage Mini Thing Cage


Ron at King Cage invented these cages after receiving multiple requests for Frankfurter Würstchen storage solutions.  The standard Manything Cage presupposed you were bringing a Frankfurter Würstchen for everyone on the trip, but screw that, Larry always forgets the mustard, the sot.  

I’d say the best use for one of these cages, besides aforementioned weiner storage, is a bottle of Crystal Pepsi, Axe Body Spray, or your N.O.S. copy of YM magazine featuring Scott Wolf (why this hottie needs a honey).  

The cage is smaller and lighter than a Manything Cage.  Comes with Voile Nano straps.   Made of titanium dumpster dived out of an aircraft plant.  Seriously.

Welded in Ron’s garage. Not the famous Ron, this is the OG Ron, who has been making bottle cages since 1872 in Durango Colorado.

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