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Tanglefoot Cycles Mom Jeans Bar Wrap

$25.00

Tanglefoot's Mom Jeans '93 Bar Wrap  is prepared to take you back to the 90's.  We're talking peak 'Woot, there it is' time on the geologic time scale.  Think Toni Braxton,  extravagant and amazing P.M. Dawn inspired frocks, suffering through homeroom in a portable on a 95 degree day, sitting in outfield...

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Tanglefoot's Mom Jeans '93 Bar Wrap  is prepared to take you back to the 90's.  We're talking peak 'Woot, there it is' time on the geologic time scale.  Think Toni Braxton,  extravagant and amazing P.M. Dawn inspired frocks, suffering through homeroom in a portable on a 95 degree day, sitting in outfield looking for 4 leaf clovers while you are supposed to be catching fly balls.  This was a time when acid washed jeans roamed free, when scrunchies and hair were welded together with LA Looks products, an era when a healthy breakfast was Kix with 2-4 spoonfuls of sugar on it.  

Tanglefoot's Mom Jeans '07 celebrates that era when jeans could not be dark enough.  If your jeans were faded to even a medium dark indigo, aka two wash cycles, you were déclassé.  It was a time when clothing manufacturers literally said: don't wash your jeans.  T-Pain, Fall Out Boy and Maroon 5 were all on the charts at the same time. The first Iphone had just been announced by some guy with a black turtleneck fetish, leading to the subsequent death of attention spans worldwide.  '07 was a rich brew of bad music, questionable ideas and very dark jeans.   Embrace the historic zeitgeist with Mom Jeans '07 denim tape.  Irony is dead.  Long live irony.