Always Stay Hip, Sim Drops

By Telephone McChesney

I grew up overshadowed by Rippin' Mountains

Couldn't catch the eye of no city girl

Here I am devoted to Sim Drops

How I love the way you look in your ano green jeans

Can't believe I let the smog cloud my eye

Where the Rippin' Mountains stand

And the Mad flowy Trails surround

I'll ride my Mad lifted truck with you by my side

There's a whisper in the P-town breeze

Reminding me of Buschgaritas

That whisper builds

That whisper cries

Buschgaritas in the morning skies

You appear on the horizon

Brushing that regrettably dyed hair from your eyes

The city folk with their fancy gadgets

Cement Mountains like grey tombs

Don't have nothin' on our way of life

Just listen to the meow

Don't live your life like a desk jockey

Today might feel a time to be like a desk jockey

But that ain't no way to lead a life

You know, there's a lot I drive by in my Mad lifted truck

Folk who is messing up

Always stay hip, Sim Works Bar Plugs

Always stay hip

In Poultney, when I was a child

I met a hip man

"How can you be so hip?" asked I

Here was his wise reply

Don't live your life like a desk jockey

Today might feel a time to be like a desk jockey

But that ain't no way to lead a life

Met an old lady who lived like a desk jockey

"What happened to her?" asked I

Here was his wise reprise

Don't live your life like a desk jockey

Today might feel a time to be like a desk jockey

But that ain't no way to lead a life

That lady's gone now

It's sad really

Word is, she had regrettably dyed hair once

Little Sim Works Bar Plugs, keep your jeans Anodized green

Always stay hip, Sim Drops

Always stay hip

Meow, meow, meow

Meow, meow, meow...

Simworks bar plugs come in road (24) or mountain (22) sizes.  Road for droopy bars and swoopy Albatross like Rivendell Nitto bars with 20-22mm internal diameters. Mountain for other flatter, smaller bars with 15-17.5mm internal diameters.

Our recommendation, always, is to wrap your bars right to the edge of the bars’ end, and refrain from tucking the bar tape into the bar.  The tuck, which serves no purpose, has a tendency to explode the bar tape back out, cause it’s sort of under a spring like tension.  That causes you to lose your bar plug, sad day, and it looks bad, like the end of an over boiled hot dog.  Secure your tape to your bars with a drop of super glue gel, and cut the tape on a bias before you do that, so you are only gluing a thin sliver of tape to the bars.  If you do it right, it will not look like there is a weird bulge of tape where you start the bar wrap.