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The Deuce #3 UL Trowel

$24.00

For the biggest deuces.  The #3 trowel is the biggest of the Duece poop hole series, and we carry it because it’s the beefiest and strongest of the range.  It’s also the exact length (by design) of the ideal depth of a cat hole.  So when the handle tip is...

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For the biggest deuces.  The #3 trowel is the biggest of the Duece poop hole series, and we carry it because it’s the beefiest and strongest of the range.  It’s also the exact length (by design) of the ideal depth of a cat hole.  So when the handle tip is flush with the top of the hole, you are ready to throw down.  


The Deuce #3 works way better than a heel or a stick to make a cat hole.  You can scratch the surface of the forest floor with your heel, but to really bury your poo, you gotta dig down.  That’s important for a number of reasons.  One is that humans eat garbage, and if an animal eats their garbage poo, it’s really bad for them, loaded with heavy metals and prescription drugs and the like.  Two is that no one wants to be camping and see your wind exposed dookie pile, or your TP.  That’s gnarly, and not in a rad way.  Everyones’ been to that overused, over poo’d campsite with poorly buried excrement.  Don’t be part of the problem.  Poop with future land users in mind, animal and humanoid.  


Fun ano colors.  US made aluminum.  Also works for sand castle construction.