Safety Pizza Noir.

Price
$20

If you really like Joy Division, this is the Safety Pizza for you.  Hangs from your saddle like a forlorn lover hangs on to texts that clearly imply friendzone, not endzone.  Comes in two sizes: Small (Pizzette) and Big (Pizza).  Just as reflective as the orange Safety Pizza, slightly less introspective.  Comes with all the toppings, but you gotta put em on.  Made in California.  

Shipping Information

Our on-line store is open 24/7 and we ship Monday through Friday, excluding some holidays. Orders received for products without shipping restrictions on its product page will ship the same business day when received before 12:00 p.m. PST. Orders in high demand will have an estimated production time listed on its product page and will ship according to the date listed.

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