Klean Kanteen Insulated Classic + Sport Cap Bottles

If Kat and Mark leave their houses at 10:30 to get to the shop and Kat is traveling at 18 mph and Mark is traveling at 34 mph, but has 2 more miles to go, who will get to the shop with hot coffee?  The answer is Kat, because Mark drinks all his coffee at home.  But Kat commutes year round, and needs a way to keep her coffee warm when it’s 13 degrees out, or her iced coffee cold, in the summer, when it’s 82 degrees out, like today.  The only way to do that of course is with an insulated water bottle, like this here Kleen Kanteen stainless bottle.  It’s double walled, and will keep your bevies cold or hot, esp if you preheat or chill it, depending on what you are going for.  Irony of ironies: Kat likes her coffee hot or cold, but her white wine at ‘ambient yurt temperature’ which is around 87 degrees in the summer.  

No weird plastic linings.  You can scrub this out with a bottle brush.  You’ll need to, the week after you put a coffee affogato in there and forget about it.  Don’t worry, you can scrub it out and it’ll be fine again, as long as you can banish the image of the mold forest that was growing in the bottle when you cracked it open.  We don’t sell bottle brushes (maybe we should!) but you can get the best one going from Chemex.   Works a treat.  

Fits in a standard bottle cage but makes a bit of a rattling noise if you have a standard looking water bottle cage.  Use Analog’s new ‘noise canceling water bottle / bottle cage harmonic silencer device’ for the ultimate in supple silent sipping.  Here’s how:  Take a pair of your roommate’s clapped out socks, measure about 7 inches of it, from toe to top, and cut with a pair of scissors.  Leave the shorn sock top ‘ring of sadness’ aka sock calamari in your roommate’s dresser, and then slip the sock condom on the water bottle.  Done.  Send us 89 dollars via paypal.  Patent Pending.