Analog Built XL Tanglefoot Hardtack Demo

Introducing the Tanglefoot Hardtack, the perfect survival food for adventurers and outdoor enthusiasts alike. Made with simple, wholesome ingredients, this hearty bicycle is the ultimate portable adrenaline snack.

Crafted with a blend of Iron, Chromium, and Molybdenum, the Tanglefoot Hardtack is a time-honored recipe that has been used for centuries. Each pedal stroke delivers a satisfying crunch and a mild, nutty flavor that is sure to satisfy your hunger for gnar.

What sets Tanglefoot Hardtack apart from other survival bikes is its long shelf life. Thanks to its low moisture content, this bike can last for years without spoiling, making it an essential addition to any survival kit or emergency preparedness plan.

Tanglefoot Hardtack is also versatile, and can be ridden on its own or used as a base for other adventures. Ride it through mud for added texture, or use it as a substitute for a car or a small personal plane.

Whether you're planning a long ride, a camping trip, or just need a quick adrenaline snack on the go, the Tanglefoot Hardtack is the perfect choice. It's durable, delicious, and packed with radness to keep you fueled and energized. Try it today and experience the taste of history!

Got questions about spec or sizing?  Email us!  If the question is about sizing, email us with your height and pubic bone height, as measured using this method.  Send 3 measurments.  You need a friend to help ya.  

Please note that shipping will likely be much more than the website estimates. Contact us for a quote. We're happy to modify demo builds--to an extent!--to get the fit right for you.